Cletus McCoy was born in a truck stop washroom just outside of Bridgeport, Oklahoma. After his parents were attacked and killed by werewolves Cletus traveled the land, occasionally dabbling in prostitution and pit-fighting monkeys for sport. He learned kung fu and Wisdom of the Spirits from Xing Xi, an old Chinese herbalist he met in a Stuckey’s parking lot. Together they saved an orphanage from an evil real estate developer who wanted to convert their building into yuppie live/work lofts. Like all battles between good and evil, it ended with a dance-off. Xing Xi was fatally injured when an attempted triple-backspin k-kick was sabotaged by the real estate developer’s henchmen, but before slipping off this mortal coil Xi taught Cletus his final lesson: That the Power of Dance was already within him, he just had to let it out.

When he isn’t dancing or blogging Cletus writes country songs about his adventures. His songs of love and loss fly on the wings of eagles.